First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/book/game/movie. They can be male or female. Or even not human, I suppose.
1) Optimus Prime (G1)
2) Ratchet (G1)
3) Blitzwing (TFA)
4) Ironhide (G1)
5) Soundwave (G1)
6) Starscream (G1)
7) Shockwave (G1)
8) Megatron (G1)
9) Bumblebee (G1)
10) Blurr (TFA)
Then you answer the questions below by plugging in the person next to the respective number into the question. Here we go:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night cause he/she had a bad dream?
[1 Optimus Prime]
Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: ZOMG WHAT IS IT?!
Optimus: Starscream
in
a bikini
Me:
- face palm
Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
[2 - Ratchet]
Me: ALL ABOARD THE PARTY ABULANCE W00T W00T!
Ratchet: YEEEAH!
- both of us dance till the sun rises
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Assuming you forgot to lock the door and not that youre an exhibitionist of some sort.)
[3 Blitzwing]
-Pyscho theme plays as Blitzwing sneaks up
Me: - turns KYAAAAAAAAA!

Random Blitzwing: - is holding a radio - Iznt vhiz stereo juzt Uber?!
Me:
GTFO! throws rubber duck
Random Blitzwing: and vhey say Hothead vas the temper! Ahahahaha!
Number 4 announced he's/she's going to marry tomorrow?
[4 - Ironhide]
Me: ZOMG! I CANT WAIT! SQUEEEEE!
Ratchet: Great just great
now we have to deal with her points at me as I dance around
Ironhide: heh heh

Number 5 cooked dinner for you?
[5 - Soundwave]
Me: Is clinging to Soundwaves leg -

Soundwave: -.- sigh
Number 6 was sitting beside you on a couch, asleep?
[6 Starscream]
Starscream: is sleeping peacefully
Me: motions for Megatron to hurry up
Megatron: holds a bull horn in hand stifling a laugh
Me: cmon do it, do it!
Megatron: makes Bullhorn going off, Starscream jumps up screaming like a little girl and runs in a circle while me and Megs crack up
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
[7 - Shockwave]
Me: I KNEW I WAS AN ALIEN! This is the best day EVA!
Shockwave:
now how to tell Megatron is watching me go scream it to friends
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
[8 - Megatron]
Me: MEGS NOOOOOOO! WHY DO ALL MY FAVORITES ALWAYS GET HURT!
Megatron: you do know we are just here for a charity right?
Me: Oh yeeeeah

Megatron:

Number 9 said your friends were all morons?
[9 - Bumblebee]
Bumblebee: All your friends are morons
Me: ha! Just called yourself a moron!
Bumblebee: SLAG IT! >.<
Number 10 began to ignore you?
[10 - Blurr]
Me: Blurrrrr! BLURR! puppy face Blurr?
Blurr: is a cube of metal
Me: D:
~~~~~~
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
2 serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
(1 - Optimus)
Killer1: Hey there
wanna play a game?
Killer2: - has chainsaw
Me: o3o Um
Optimus old buddy
now would be a good time to
I dunno
HELP!
Optimus: - punt GOOOOOOAALLLL!
Me: w00t! ^0^
You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you accidentaly break your leg while out in the wilderness. What does Number 2 do?
[2 - Ratchet]
Me: Mah leg! It is broken!
Ratchet: Let me see! looks it over before taking out laser scapel
Me: O3O OH LOOK ALL BETTER! runs for it
Ratchet: l3
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
[3 - Blitzwing]
Icy Blitzwing: Zo vhat will we get her?
Hothead Blitzwing: GET HER A CANNON SO SHE CAN BLOW AWAY THE AUTOVOT SCUM!
Random Blitzwing: Ohhhh! Vet us get her dancing lessons! Cha cha cha!
Me: is playing with Chinese finger trap and gets stuck How about we help Grace get out of this

You're stuck in a burning house. What does Number 4 do?
[4 - Ironhide]
Me: STAAAAAARRRRRSCRRRRRREAAAAAAAAM! Screamer lit the oven on fire again -
Ironhide: picks me out of house and puts me on his shoulder There
Me: Your wedding still on?!

Ironhide: face palm -
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
[5 - Soundwave]
Me: Clings to Soundwaves arm, tail wagging
Soundwave: - sigh
You're about to marry Number 10. What's Number 6's reaction?
[10 - Blurr][6 -Starscream]
Me: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! clings to Blurrs leg

Blurr: WTFWHENDIDWEDECIDEONTHIS!?!
Starscream: awww how sweet ^^
Blurr: - GLARE -
You got dumped by someone. How would Number 7 cheer you up?
[7 - Shockwave]
Me:

Shockwave: Whats wrong Grace
Me: I got dumped by Blurr

Shockwave: - thinks: Oh primus what do I do? Um
want to go embarrass Starscream?
Me: WOULD I EVER! we both run off
You're very angry at someone, how does Number 8 calm you down?
[8 - Megatron]
Me: Is playing Jaws unleashed DIE PUNY HUMANS! BUAHAHAHAHA! :icondestoryplz:
Megatron: Grace, are you angry at someone? You only play this game when youre POd
Grace: Yes! Stupid sister
she throw stuff at me! TTATT
Megatron: WANNA GO BLOW HER UP?!
Me: WOULD I EVER! we both go running off -
You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
[9 - Bumblebee]
Me: Is playing Halo 3

Bumblebee: GOOOOOOO GRACE! WHOOO!
Me: HIT IT!


Optimus: YOUVE GOT THE TOUCH! YOUVE GOT THE POWA!
Bumblebee and Optimus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
[10 - Blurr]
Me: is giggling insanely
Blurr: Whatssofunny? Usuallyyoudontlaughsomuch!Imeanalotoftimesyoudobutyoudontlaughtomu chunlessitsJimGaffiganoryourcousin!
Me: is watching MST3K and cracking up, rolling on the floor
Blurr: OOOOH!Hahahahaha!theyhaverobotsthatarentreallyrobotsbutin steadpuppetsandmakefunofmovies!
Me: Ruined it for me TTATT
Blurr: D:
~~~~~~
RELATIONSHIP PART
Number 1 says you're all he ever wanted. How do you react?
[1 - Optimus]
Optimus: You are all Ive ever wanted
Me:

What the-
Optimus: In Basketball! Man it is easy to get the ball over your head! is shooting hoops over head
Me: Rub it in why dont ya

Number 2 thinks that you are deeply in love with Number 9. Your reaction?
[2 - Ratchet][9 - Bumblebee]
Ratchet: You like him
Me: As a friend
Ratchet: You like him
Me: AS A FRAKKIN FRIEND!
Ratchet: You like
Me: Runs over to Blurr and kisses him
Ratchet: o3o Nevermind then
Blurr: WTFjusthappened?
You're dating Number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
[3 - Blitzwing]
Me: LOOOOOOK! I has a boyfriend is on Blitzwings head
Icy Blitzwing: Greetingz
Hothead Blitzy: PUNY FLESH BAGS
Random Blitzy: Vets dance the night away! HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: I luv you Blitzy ^^
Mom:
um
what a nice fella
o.o
Dad: TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL?!
Sister: Youre weird
Hothead Blitzy: aims cannons VANNA ZAY VHAT AGAIN?!
Sister: - screams and runs off
Number 4 thinks you love Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
[4 - Ironhide][9 - Bumblebee]
Ironhide: You like him
Me: no I dont
Ironhide: You like him.
Me: No I dont
Ironhide: You like-
Me: points to previous question
Ironhide: Oh yeahhhh
You catch Number 5 kissing someone, Who is it?
[5 - Soundwave]
Me: I KNEW IT!
Soundwave: pulls away from Windscream YOU KNOW NOTHING FLESH BAG!
Windscream:

Me: Runs off to tell EVERYONE -
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
[6 - Starscream]
Me: GASP! SCREAMER!
Starscream: What? The only action I get is in fanfictions
LIKE YOURS point
Me: But you didnt have to do that to TFA Optimus
TFA Optimus: I feel so violated
You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
[7 - Shockwave]
Me: - is trying to draw a squirming sparkling of Megs and Shocky
Shockwave: stare
Me:
WHAT! WHAT IS IT?!
Shockwave: Your hair is shorter
Me:

Number 8 thinks he/shell never get married. What do you say?
[8 - Megatron]
Megatron: Ill never get a bond-mate sigh-
Me: pushes Shockwave into Megatron Oh my gawd
Shockwave
SO HEAVY!
Megatron: SQUEEEE

huggles Shockwave
Me: I love this household <3 pushed out of room bow chicka bow wow

Number 9 sends you an e-mail asking you to meet him/her somewhere. Now what?
[9 - Bumblebee]
Me: reads email Want to meet me where? The park
? OMG SLASHER FILM! hides in Blitzwings room

Number 10 says he/shes never kissed anyone before. Your reaction
[10 - Blurr]
Me: What about that one question?
Blurr:Thatwastheotherwayaroundyaknowbecauseyou kissedmeandididntkissyouthereforeihavent kissedanyone
Me: be that way then runs off to go dance with Blitzwing
TFA Bumblebee: Is she gone?
Blurr: YUP! jumps on BB
~~~~~~
FRIENDSHIP PART
Number 1 is wondering if he has a soulmate. What do you say?
[1 - Optimus]
Optimus: - sigh
Me: Dude
Helloooooooo Elita-1! Or * cough *Starscream* cough *
Optimus: O_o Starscream
Starscream: has mistletoe and is lying on side Im brigin sexy back
.
Optimus: ZOMG ELITAAAAAAA1 runs off to find Elita
Starscream: AH WELL BACK TO TFA OPTIMUS!

kukuku..,
TFA Optimus:

Would Number 2 ever trust Number 5?
[2 - Ratchet][5 - Soundwave]
Ratchet: um
NO! But since we in Graces mind then yes!

Soundwave:
Me: My head rocks l3
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
[3 - Blitzwing] [7 - Shockwave]
Random Blitzwing: ZHOPPING ZPREEEEEEEE!
Shockwave: YAY! MEGATRON WILL LUV THIS SHIRT I FOUND! SQUEEEE
Me: Oh my GAWD! KILL ME NAO!
Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
[4 - Ironhide][10 - Blurr]
Ironhide: poke
Blurr: Whydidyoupokemeusuallywhenpeopledohthati tstobreaktension! Doyousenseanytensionidontthenagainiwasre ading. Thisbookisreallygreatitsabout goes on and on
Ironhide:

Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go to the same school together. What study will they pick?
[1 - Optimus][5 - Soundwave]
Optimus: Um
we already did school
Soundwave: is rocking the socks off in music class -
If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner together, what would they make?
[6 - Starscream][3 - Blitzwing]
Starscream: is making energon lasagna when the oven lights on fire AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH!
Icy Blitzwing: puts fire out Vou are a glitch head.
Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job together. What job?
[7 - Shockwave][9 - Bumblebee]
Shockwave: Guard duty
Bumblebee: You suck at that
Shockwave: YOU TRY IT WITH BASICALLY NO ENERGON AND INCAPABLE STAFF!
Bumblebee: Female Autobots got past you XD
Shockwave: - hits Bumblebee on head
Bumblebee: TT~TT
Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
[8 - Megatron][5 -Soundwave]
Megatron: We dont have hair FOOLS!
Soundwave: Illogical questions
Number 10 sketches Number 6. Will Number 6 be happy?
[10 - Blurr] [6 - Starscream]
Blurr:hereyougostarscreamihopeyoulikeitiworked reallyreallreallyhard!
Starscream: looks at it Oh my GAWD! picture is of TFA Screamer
Blurr: ^^
Number 10 and Number 8 are laughing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
[10 Blurr][8 - Megatron]
Megatron: You should have seen it! Starscream would have jumped higher if the ceiling wasnt there!
Blurr: hahahahahahahahaha! ShouldhaveseenwhathappenedtoGracewhenidi dthat!
~~~~~~
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
Number 1 accidentally kicked Number 10?
[1 - Optimus][10 - Blurr]
Optimus: walks down hall and trips over Blurr who runs by kicking him in the aft as he falls
Number 2 sent Number 9 an e-mail?
[2- Ratchet][9 - Bumblebee]
From: Ratchet < Partyambulance23@Mailatron.com >
To: Bumblebee < Yellowlovebug7@Mailatron.com >
Subject: Party on Sat
You coming Bee? Its gonna be GREAT!

From: Bumblebee < Yellowlovebug7@Mailatron.com >
To: Ratchet < Partyambulance23@Mailatron.com >
Subject: Re: Party on Sat
Totally!
Number 4 and Number 7 discovered they made out while being drunk?
[4 - Ironhide][7 - Shockwave]
Ironhide: owww
. What happened
Me: You got as drunk as a the Decepticons did that one time
Ironhide: whaaaa
? Wait since when has Ratchets room been purple
? turns to see Shockwave cuddling with Megatron plush. Ironhide breathes in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: ears bleed oh the pain DX
Number 5 and Number 6 took a walk together, what do they talk about?
[5 - Soundwave ][6 - Starscream]
Soundwave: is walking his and Windscreams sparkling on one of those toddler leashes
Starscream: awww look at the babeh! WHOSE THE BABEH! WHOSE THE BABEH!

Soundwave: - -;
Number 5 noticed she/he wasn't invited for your birthday?
[5 - Soundwave]
Soundwave: >: whaaaaa?
Me: I invited you! I didnt invite- HOOOOOOOT ROOOOOD! picks up Wheelie and chases after Hot Rod -
Number 7 won the lottery?
[7 - Shockwave]
Shockwave: Now I can finally buy that shirt for Megatron!

Number 8 had quite a big secret?
[8 - Megatron]
Me: Cmon you can tell me big guy!
Megatron: well
Ive done it with Starscream once
Me: OMG RLY?!
Megatron: >////< I was drunk I swear!
Me: uh huh
Kukuku
Megatron: BIATCH! D:<
Number 4 became a famous singer?
[4 - Ironhide]
Ironhide: picks up microphone and dances Were no strangers to love ~
Ratchet: SQUEEEEEEE!
Me: Ironrolld l3
Number 10 had a daughter?
[10 - Blurr]
Blurr: ZOMGWTFIWOULDNTHAVEADAUGHTER!
TFA Bumblebee: HEY BLURR GUESS WHAT! is holding a pink bundle
Blurr:

Me: and Blurr was silent
~~~~~~
LAST PART
What would Number 1 think of Number 2?
[1 - Optimus][2 - Ratchet]
Optimus: BEST FRIEND!
Ratchet: BEST FRIEND!
What would Number 2 find weird about Number 3?
[2 - Ratchet][3 - Blitzwing]
Ratchet: wtf is wrong with you
YOU HAVE THREE PERSONAILTIES
Me: That just makes him awesome! D:
Random Blitzwing: Veah! Ve are avezome! Cha Cha Cha!
How would Number 3 greet Number 4?
[3 - Blitzwing][4 - Ironhide]
Blitzwing: Guten Tag- AUTOVOT SCUM Vets dance! HAHAHAHA!
Ironhide: o3o halp meh
What would Number 4 be jealous of about Number 5?
[4 - Ironhide][5 - Soundwave]
Ironhide: Glare
Soundwave: ?
Ironhide: GLARE
Soundwave: >: - has toy of Ratchet
Ironhide: TT~TT want -
What dream would Number 5 have about Number 6?
[5 - Soundwave][6 - Starscream]
Soundwave: rolls over to snuggle with Windscream O.O Y-you arent Windscream!
Screamer: helloooooo sexy l3
Soundwave: wakes up screaming oh good it was just a dream
.
What do Number 6 and Number 7 have in common?
[6 - Starscream][7 - Shockwave]
Shockwave: We are Decepticons!
Starscream: and we both did it with Megsy!
Shockwave: Wha-what?! starts crying
Starscream: whoops
Me: Hits screamer with Wheelie - idiot
What would make Number 7 angry at Number 8?
[7 - Shockwave][8 - Megatron]
Shockwave: YOU SLEPT WITH STARSCREAM!?
Megatron: its not what you think! We were drunk and it was while we were on Earth and um
Rumble dared us
Shockwave:

Megatron: Starscream
.- eye twitch -
Starscream:
oh slag
- is beaten by Megatron -

Where would Number 8 meet Number 9?
[8 - Megatron][9 - Bumblebee]
Megatron: Optimus
I need dating advice
- walks in one Bumblebee sleeping in Optimus bed with Optimus

backs away SLOWLY -
What would Number 9 never dare to tell Number 10?
[9 - Bumblebee][10 - Blurr]
Me: Tell me BB PLEASE!
Bumblebee: Well
that um
that I hate the color blue
Blurr: - cries and runs off
Bumblebee:
you planned that didnt you?
Me: Mayyyybeeee
What would make 10 scared of 1?
[10 - Blurr][1 - Optimus]
Blurr: OHMYGOSHIMSOSORRYOPTIMUSFORTRIPPINGYOU!IDIDNTREALIZESTHATGOINGTHATFASTWOULDTRIP UPYOU! THEGREATEST LEADEREVER! ATLEASTTHATSWHATGRACESAID! ThenagaingracethinksalltheG1charsaretheg reatesteverexcepthotrodandwheelie.Iwonderwhythatis - goes on and on -
Optimus: OH PRIMUS JUST SHUT UP! - PUNT
Bumblebee: BLURRRRRR! D:
Optimus: Oops sorry little buddy

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